#2 am shitpost

[legitimatesatanspawn]

A weird thought hit me at seeing an image of Deltarune and Kingdom Hearts at the same time.

Since Deltarune's Light and Dark Worlds are two halves of the same coin and would be within the Realm of Light (or at least Realm of Light and Realm of Dreaming... which is Darkness more of a kind of pocket-dimension bubble within it that worlds/pieces of worlds linger Sleeping), where do you think the Keyhole would be?

The obvious spots are taken by the Dark Fountains or are passages to the Dark World. Yet... Keyholes have appeared in weird places too.

So maybe the Keyhole could be under Kris's bed as that's literally where you start off at and I find it funny to go running all over the world only for it to be literally right there. Or maybe it could be in the bunker since Ominous Location You Can't Go Into At First is definitely a thing (Destiny Islands).

And no this isn't getting into Keyblades or Heartless or anything like that. Just World Mechanics.

Also?

heh. dark world.

[dysfunctional-cult-leader]

I hate the concept of dust. There's no reason something would get dirty because no one touched it. That's complete bullshit.

-percy, to annabeth,at 2 am

[starlit-supposedly]

I want to lean butterfly knife tricks with my butterfly knife trainer…

The chances of hitting myself in the face with it are still astronomically high though but the payoff is cool tricks :(

[coffee-toffee-twisty-frosty]

My favorite Ai villains 🤖

[heatherchasesyou]

Shhh, the two crazy blonde men with chainsaws are communicating 🤫

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[dunkledog]

*slaps roof of heavy*

ignore the fact that this is illegible chickenscratch and that's all it will ever be

the events leading up to this mess???? they were goofing off ok

medic's glasses are MIA if you're wondering i dont know where they went either

[quixoticprince]

When your medic leaves to go pocket another man or something

[encion-posting]

Based on a true story.

[dennydreadful]

denji and nayuta at barbie

[sentientsky]

why do they do this. every time !!!!

[mustasekittens]

husband of death condones axe murder

original meme | another philza and spiderman | another one

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

[xvs9000]

kleo and yes man having a lovely tea party

[citricacidprince]

Adventure time au where everything is the same but the only clothes Simon and Marcy could find in the apocalypse came from Spencers

I just think they deserve to have father-daughter bonding/trauma time while looking absolutely ridiculous, is that too much to ask?

Don’t ask why I put so much effort into this, I was in a wild sleep deprived state 💥